It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
June 2013
things we’ve learned from the upd8
- dave is a fucking dork
- john’s location
- dave was not the one who messaged karkat and kanaya that was not dave i repeat that was not dave
we’ve known that first one since forever though
why do people on tumblr have to throw a fit every time people don't approve of their life choices?
If you’re making the right decision for yourself why do you care what other people think?
It’s really apparently with discussions about college majors - “Oh no, somebody doesn’t approve of my future women’s studies major, I need to throw a tantrum on the internet now.”
Ok, so just show them up when you have a job you love or whatever. No need to cry on tumblr.
THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING
I remember back around 1997 or so we would get so many of those stupid AOL trial disks in the mail that we never even had to pay for internet for like 4 straight years
science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
in mary shelley we trust
